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Kanye West knows how to Save Ford


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We now know what Kanye West has been doing in Detroit......... Checking out Ford and their cars. Trying to come up with something to save the company...... He says "One of the things we gotta set is Ford to have the highest design, the dopest cars, the most amazing, did I say dope. I don't say negative words and flip them. We just say positive, lovely, divine, universal words. So the fly-est,freshest, most amazing car........ And what we start with is......... I brought a gift with me here. This right here is the iPlane", he said as he got out his phone......"It's a hydrogen-powered airplane, and that is what the president should be flying in"

 

I wonder if it looks like a Zeppelin?......... He has good ideas Trump should hire him to be head of the transportation department......

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Fuzzy, have you read some of these "Hacket Huddle" things? This guy is so out of touch.... its like he thinks he`s Ward Cleaver and we all are the Beaver and Wally and he has to teach us all a lesson by telling everyone about one of his life experiences. I heard, they said - Hacket wants at least one of the financial officials to dress up like June Cleaver for every meeting…..

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I think the group of goofy shit talkers is getting much larger and they got the deep thinkers all doped up and the sheep just can`t stop believing all this stupid shit cause..... it makes for all those great rumor starting one liners.

 

They said, I heard Kanye, Hacket and the Donald was talking with Henry Ford yesterday and they will be closing CAP cause Flat Rock is getting the Explorer, there rebuilding in ST. Louis so they can build Budweiser Ford Trucks that are driverless , CAP people will follow their product to Michigan and the new Wrigley Field will be built at 128th and Torrence Ave....

 

I say kick that deep thinkin McConaughey out the Navigator and put the Man West in there. Let Kanye start talkin while drivin down the road in a Navigator and BAMM we gotts Lincoln sales!!!

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Ford is a very outdated company, culturally speaking. It's not a place young and innovative people want to work and they certainly don't have to work there. This is something Fields, Ford, AND Hackett were/have been trying to revolutionize...Fields much less so because he was part of the old Ford that failed to act on risk. So the fact Hackett isn't the typical traditional CEO he looks like is reassuring to me. He's hard to take seriously as a visionary however, so far he's a terrible communicator. I like listening to Jim Farley even if he still talks in corporate lingo. Nobody at Ford besides Bill Ford seems at ease with what they are doing regardless.

 

As for Kanye...at-least it's a genuine freak show and not a made up one. I do feel bad for the guy, he has some clearly disabling mental issues.

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