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Poll: Is this the best thread ever? (104 member(s) have cast votes)

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Yeah!!!!! (16 votes [15.38%])
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#4341 Sixt9coug

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:34 AM

goinbroke2, on Nov 18 2009, 08:00 AM, said:

I have 104 keys on my keyboard...just thought you'd want to check and confirm your own.

95 on my laptop. including volume, power and mouse clicky buttons.

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#4342 RichardJensen

Crow of Diamonds!!

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

TomServo92, on Nov 18 2009, 10:09 AM, said:

No particular reason...

Not planning on posting any less, either, right?

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#4343 Deanh

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:33 PM

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went

missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Arch-Angel found him

on the seventh day, resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards

through the clouds

"Look Michael, look what I've made." said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,

"What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE

on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going

to be a great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, North America will be a place of great

opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor;

the Middle East over there will be a hot spot

and Russia will be a cold spot.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people

and over there is a continent of black people,"

God continued, pointing to different countries.

This one will be extremely hot and arid while

this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then

pointed to a smaller land mass and said "What's that one?"

Ah ," said God. "That's New Zealand ,

the most glorious place on Earth.

There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and hills.

The people from New Zealand are going to be modest,

intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found

travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and

high-achieving,and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats

and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

"What about balance, God? you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely,

"Wait until you see the tossers I'm putting next to them. I call them Australians!!!"

LOL...sorry J....couldnt resist

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#4344 TomServo92

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 02:19 PM

RichardJensen, on Nov 18 2009, 11:58 AM, said:

Not planning on posting any less, either, right?

Maybe...maybe not....

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#4345 Edstock

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 03:00 PM

http://stash.norml.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/ondcp_burrito.jpg

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#4346 Deanh

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 03:03 PM

http://www.blueovalforums.com/forums/public/style_images/clean/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Edstock, on Nov 18 2009, 04:00 PM, said:

saw this in the yellow pages...right next to Roto Rooter and a list of recommended Plumbers.......

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#4347 Mark B. Morrow

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:11 AM

I see your problem.

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#4348 Edstock

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 02:18 PM

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2009/11/500x_ford_gt_vanity_plate.jpg

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#4349 rmc523

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 02:32 PM

http://www.blueovalforums.com/forums/public/style_images/clean/snapback.png' alt='View Post' />Edstock, on Nov 21 2009, 02:18 PM, said:

:hysterical:

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#4350 JETSOLVER

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 06:00 PM

lfeg, on Nov 18 2009, 05:10 AM, said:

Just checking in.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/JETSOLVER/6a00d83451df0c69e200e54f285c3e8833-.jpg

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#4351 Edstock

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 06:45 PM

I always admire truth in advertising. :)

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#4352 Mark B. Morrow

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

Bad day at Hallmark:

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day.

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'

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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ...
I've changed my mind.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life..
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

####################################################
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, & Alabama.)

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time;
let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
))))))))))))))))

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay

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#4353 Edstock

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 05:41 PM

Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.

http://www.shorpy.com/files/images/30683u.preview.jpg

Washington, D.C., circa 1924. "Ford Motor Co. -- Hanlon Lincoln hearse." National Photo Company Collection glass negative.

http://www.shorpy.com/node?page=8

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#4354 Mark B. Morrow

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 06:46 PM

Edstock, on Nov 23 2009, 11:41 PM, said:

Neat pic of the Lincoln Hearse. We have a local Hearse collector who has a Packard with a hand carved wooden body that looks like it has cathedral windows with drapes.