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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went

 

missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Arch-Angel found him

 

on the seventh day, resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

 

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards

 

 

 

through the clouds

 

"Look Michael, look what I've made." said God.

 

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,

 

"What is it?"

 

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE

 

on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going

 

to be a great place of balance".

 

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

 

"For example, North America will be a place of great

 

opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor;

 

the Middle East over there will be a hot spot

 

and Russia will be a cold spot.

 

Over there I've placed a continent of white people

 

and over there is a continent of black people,"

 

God continued, pointing to different countries.

 

This one will be extremely hot and arid while

 

this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

 

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then

 

pointed to a smaller land mass and said "What's that one?"

 

Ah ," said God. "That's New Zealand ,

 

the most glorious place on Earth.

 

There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and hills.

 

The people from New Zealand are going to be modest,

 

intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found

 

 

 

travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and

 

high-achieving,and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats

 

and carriers of peace."

 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,

 

"What about balance, God? you said there will be BALANCE!"

 

God replied wisely,

 

"Wait until you see the tossers I'm putting next to them. I call them Australians!!!"

 

LOL...sorry J....couldnt resist

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